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Ever been patronised, duped by 'experts' or made the mistake of listening to well-meaning friends?

We are collecting bad advice during the Camberwell Art Festval and get rid of it for you.
Give us bad advice you received for ritualistic annhiliation.

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Buried Alive Ceremony Run Over By Bus Rite Drowning Service Other

 

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Run Over By Bus Rite

A set of bad advice on postcards was dropped on the road by a cyclist closely in front of a moving bendy bus.

Drowning Ritual

For the Drowning Ritual we took an ancient route along the now subterranean river Neckinger from Camberwell Green along the Albany Road, up Dunton Road and Neckinger Street to St Saviours Dock, the Neckinger's mound, where one used to hang pirates and execute general malices. We arrived just before the tide was due back in, so we climbed down to the bank and weighed the bad advice down. As the tide rose quickly we had mercy and stabbed it with screwdriver for a quicker exodus. Pure in death it's remains were ornamented by white roses, as the waves closed in and took those well-meant recommendations to a wet grave.